So, throughout the past month, there's been a whole big bunch of press about kinect sex and the Thrixxx video I've posted about a ton already. Thanks to a couple of interviews I did, I'm getting quoted rather heavily in the press. In each one of these articles, next to my name, is usually some variation of "Sex Tech Expert". For starters, the English sites.

However, this story has grown an international set of legs, let's take a tour through the languages of the world and their own translation of "Dildo expert", shall we?

This is gonna be like my own special version of Elmyra's Round The World.

Can someone please make me a business card with every single one of these on it? Or else compress every language into a picture like they do on Supreme Master TV.

Supreme Master Ching Hai

(Eat your veggies!)