The EyeDildo

NO IT'S NOT A DILDO FOR YOUR EYE but that's totally what I thought too so your mistake is understandable.

The EyeDildo is a clear acrylic dildo with an embedded camera and LED setup so you can play "ob/gyn, the home game". It's at least nice to see someone ripping off Sony (EyeToy) versus Apple (iEverythingEver) for once. And while there is absolutely no way to make the combination of thrusting pointy things and eyes sexy, the name does have a certain impact.

$200 lets you realize that the inside of your partner isn't nearly as pretty as the outside. It uses regular ol' batteries and comes with TV hookups so you can just plug in and plug in and see internal organs on your 60" flat screen!

Now, dildocams have been around a long, long time, but I'm rather excited about this for the machine vision and augmented reality aspects. With today's technology (read: OpenCV, ARToolKit and too much time and education your hands), you're just a few sleepless nights of coding away from games like "Cervix Invaders" and "Poop Ship Destroyers" and "It's in my nose, is that my brain?" and "Malignant or Not". Ok, so that last one, not so much a game, I suppose.

I still think this would be the ultimate survival horror game flashlight peripheral. But I'm just gonna stop there.

Note: Usually, when I get random product emails, I google them first to make sure someone else hasn't gotten to it first, because if it ain't fresh, it ain't good. Google "eyedildo". 4 sites, one of which is my LJ (where I made a silly post about it like, 3 minutes ago, and google already has it. Technology is creeeeeeeeeepy), the other three are some sex video sites they uploaded the demo to. Now THAT'S what I call a 0-day link. Though the fact that the term "eyedildo" has not shown up anywhere else on the internet ever is somewhat... disconcerting.