Battling Seizure Robot Condoms

Yeah, I could be all coy and say "Click the link for some crazy shit" and all, but really, this needs to be laid out in its full glory on as many places as the internet can handle, because, god damn...

Dude. Robot. Motherfucking. Condoms.

I mean, let's go over this. We have:

  • Robots
  • With Lasers
  • And Guns
  • On a CONDOM Package

For all you fuckwads that say otaku never get laid, well, you're probably right, but in my their dreams, my their cock just FORMED LIKE VOLTRON and blew your motherfucking head off.