This is Not My Beautiful Vibrator!: Talking Head Vibrators

Sometimes, it's comforting to know that not only are there people out there like you, there are people out there more fucked up than you. People that will actually take their ideas to market instead of simply posting them on their blog and going on with life.

For me, that's gotta be the Talking Head Vibrator.

It's a rabbit vibe, except that is HAS A FUCKING RECORDING MECHANISM.

Now, I'm not feeling especially funny today, so I decided to ask my good friend Reverend Scott Motherfucking Crawford: The Ride to help me out. The conversation went as such.

Me: So if you had a vibrator that had a recording system in it, what would you record.

Him: ?!

Me: And this isn't one of those "Crazy ideas" I've had, this already fucking exists.

Him: ok, so you can record the soothing inner tones of the vagina?

Me: Writing the slashdong post for it right now, not feeling esp creative.

Me: All I can think is SLAYER

Him: actually, see if you can find someone who farts really well.

Him: oh, wait!

Him: martin luther king's "i have a dream" speech.

Me: You realize I'm posting this on a public website.

Him: yes.

Him: dr. king's birthday is tomorrow!

Me: No, I mean, really, I'm just cutting and pasting this converastion. On to slashdong.

Him: heh.

There's other things we came up with, like "the Theme Music to Raising Arizona" or " the "KENT! THIS IS GOD! dialogue from Real Genius" or "the George Takei audio book" or "Also Sprach Zarathustra, especially if it's the person's first anal experience", but really, I'm sure you stopped reading after the conversation paste.

Slashdong claims no responsibility for the Reverend Scott Motherfucking Crawford: The Ride, nor do his opinions reflect ours. Complain to him.

via Sex Drive Blog

Update: We're taking reader suggestions for what to record on this. So, if you've got any good ideas, email them to the tips address on the sidebar.